You may want to believe that aesthetics will save you. They will not. You may believe baubles, trinkets and trifles will save you. They will not. They are distractions which keep your mind occupied, yet unfulfilled. They are pretty, saccharine, purchased, plastic, and pre-ordained rubbish that will leave you disconnected from the realities of the earth beneath your feet, and the spirituality of the air above. 

No, it is instead the sacred art of Witchyness, ancient spells and hand-built totems of power that will be your salvation. Their energy derives from the alchemical elements of the earth, providing the only real source of true magic. Within these sacred texts we will provide you with divine knowledge of forbidden potions, enchanted items, and panacean snake oils which will enlighten truth beyond the explanations of science. The solutions to the struggles of modern life will ignite your spirit, set free your best intentions and conjure forth the true magic that is missing from the world.

-Gemini Sun Myers-Briggs (🧝‍♀️)  & Mysterium “Misty” Oakenheart (🧙🏻‍♀️),  aka  The Curators

Welcome readers. My name is Mysterium, Misty for short. I believe that the deep secrets of the world are out there, waiting for us to uncover them in the form of Cryptids. These powerful creatures can offer us so much. I am here to encourage your journeys accompany you as you enter a gateway into the unknown.

 

Hi, I’m Gemini, a life-long, crafty witch with a passion for cryptids. Most witches don’t know the magical powers of the mysterious and magical entities known as cryptids. With this blog I’ll teach you my recipes to enhance your spells and magics! Thanks for visiting!

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